Racist Cell Phones, Birth Control, and A Stupid Heckler

25 Responses to Racist Cell Phones, Birth Control, and A Stupid Heckler

1. kentekent says:

   June 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm

   “You’re going to miss ervything cool and die angry”

   That is just such a perfekt putdown! God! I love you Pat!
2. themaximum9901 says:

   June 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm

   @jimfu1130 We’re up to 19 people with mothers who unfortunately couldn’t make it to Costco.
3. DrStrangefate says:

   June 4, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   “Rape goblins.”
   Ho….LY….Shit….
   Patton kills all.
4. sewerrod says:

   June 4, 2011 at 5:15 pm

   The mexicans wont, maybe, but i wouldnt walk through a black neighborhood period
5. jimfu1130 says:

   June 4, 2011 at 5:57 pm

   16 people’s mothers should have gone to Costco the morning after.
6. jmpmo03 says:

   June 4, 2011 at 6:44 pm

   next time i encounter an asshole, I’ll think to myself : “You will miss everything cool, and die angry.”
7. bowler3008605 says:

   June 4, 2011 at 7:43 pm

   STUPID DOUCHENAZZLE
8. Misfitbby says:

   June 4, 2011 at 8:10 pm

   “When my body returns to the loam and the cities are but dust, alien civilizations will know that I am a douchebag! The neuromancers walking the wastelands will carry high my standard of douchebaggery! I AM ONE WITH THE GODS!”

   Oh god… my sides.
9. weedjesus47 says:

   June 4, 2011 at 9:05 pm

   MEXICANS BEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
10. xskatedierepeatx says:

    June 4, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    @drivebymessiah “Put em’ in a body bag!” it’s a line from Karate Kid.
11. Juddenmar says:

    June 4, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    @atlien991 I think its all the mayonnaise and mac n’ cheese they eat. Not sure.
12. rtdonnes says:

    June 4, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Rape Stove!!!
13. Pulverize222 says:

    June 4, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    lol he mad
14. ralphyetmore says:

    June 4, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Oswalt is the real deal. Took a stoopid heckler and turned him into a 5 minute, solid routine.
15. MarioxLuigi89 says:

    June 4, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    THRASHER!!!
16. culvre says:

    June 5, 2011 at 12:37 am

    i hate when people heckle good comedians.
17. nonsenseical says:

    June 5, 2011 at 1:06 am

    oh my god I’m literally crying right now. This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
18. obviousypc says:

    June 5, 2011 at 1:57 am

    Hah! That’s how a pro works, take the situation and riff on it. Smart guy, that Patton! He could have gone the Kramer route and started screaming racist nonsense, but that ain’t how he rolls.
19. cloud1937 says:

    June 5, 2011 at 2:21 am

    @toasterbot Well he got an extra 3 minutes of material that made people laugh harder than the heckler has ever made anyone laugh, so i think patton won.
20. iheartdonut says:

    June 5, 2011 at 2:35 am

    sweep the leg Johnny! LOL
21. siemvandenberg says:

    June 5, 2011 at 3:33 am

    haha the sheer amount of D&D references, Patton so totally is a eight lvl Ranger!
22. atlien991 says:

    June 5, 2011 at 3:56 am

    What in the hell is wrong with white comedians? Pay a nazi to kick your girlfriend in the stomach? I never hear garbage like that at the clubs I frequent. Jesus.
23. otakuadd says:

    June 5, 2011 at 4:49 am

    @TheApatheticGuy I wouldn’t be surprised if it was,I mean I can take something someone has said or done and make some funny comments off of it but he had alot for that one heckler.
24. toasterbot says:

    June 5, 2011 at 4:56 am

    He sounds awfully mad about his joke getting thrown off, I think the heckler won.
25. peanutsgang1028 says:

    June 5, 2011 at 4:58 am

    15 people lost signal..